From the same university which brought you bogus speed-kills road safety data and climate change alarmism, now this startling expose on Santa Claus.
Monash uni boffin Nathan Grills is concerned that Santa encourages, among other things, obesity, smoking, alcoholism, sloth, lack of hygiene and drink driving. In other words, he is too politically incorrect and must change his ways, or go.
None of this bothers me much since, as a family, we don't do Santa Claus, so to speak.
What is a little disturbing is that a publicly funded university pays a professor to analyse the vices of someone who doesn't exist.
First Global Climate Warming Change alarmism, and now this. Do we need any more proof that research departments should stop receiving all that juicy taxpayer funding?
If they must harass Santa Claus, why can't scientists stop being such killjoys and spend more time coming up with stuff like this. I'm prepared to believe in a Santa who's arrival is accompanied by a thermonuclear explosion. BOOM! Merry Christmas, all.