Pope, you are The Biggest Loser!

Before Catholics write in and complain (I shouldn't flatter myself...), remember: CONTEXT, people! Read...

For the Pope's visit to The Holy Land, as he constantly called it (when surely "Israel" would be much easier to say) those wacky guys at Hamas made sure the right billboards were set up to herald his arrival. Like this one in Nazareth.

I do so love it when Muslims are being honest.

Like somebody said once- can anything good come out of Nazareth?

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Cerebral puns

This is on an email going around the globe, so hopefully my blatant plagiarism and credit-hogging will be noticed first. Some puns for those with active brains.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

And, my favourite, which should be read by all motorsport people who take it all too seriously;

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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